justagayprincess:

chaoticbisexualalien:

closeted gays be like: I can’t get my wisdom teeth removed because what if they give me laughing gas and I accidentally come out

STOP THIS WAS LITERALLY ME

maydei:

oreooficial:

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

spelling bee admin: next up, your word is Fergalicious

me: definition?

spelling bee admin: make them boys go loco

exodushero:

thewriterofawesomeness:

langsty-mc-langstface:

Is president shoe laces a thing?

I saw a girl in Starbucks today with rainbow laces so I told her and she said she got them from the president and I’m so confused

Originally posted by led411

The ancient words.

Have.

Been.

Spoken!

detectiverosalitadiaz:

sidenote: I’m curious what everyone’s first fandom on tumblr was? cause that really is the truest you. deep down, it’s who you are as a blogger.

so like I said mine was Marianas Trench, what about y’all?

heelhozier:

HNFNFJSJAJAJDJJGKDS

witchoil:

simon-lemon:

slimegargoyle:

oh and since I’m acknowledging how young you all are: never ever ever ever ever ever under any circumstances alter your educational decisions for a boy 

Even if it’s your father.

Especially if it’s your father.

lesbuchanan:

lesbuchanan:

lesbuchanan:

Why is Microsoft literally illiterate

THAT IS THE CORRECT USE OF “IT’S” YOU PIECE OF SHIT

A lot of people are being very confidently wrong on this post so let me clear up a few things

1) There is not a space between the apostrophe and the s.. idk how y’all are seeing a space there but this is what it looks like if I ACTUALLY put a space there

2) Red squiggles are for spelling errors and blue squiggles are for grammatical errors. It’s not a suggestion it’s telling me I’m wrong, and I’m not.

3) I am, and I cannot stress this enough, NOT WRITING HOMESTUCK FANFICTION

pro-gay:

adumbrant:

pro-gay:

Hm. I must say, I was very anti-sport before but after being on tumblr.com for a while I definitely identify with jocks. Unlike nerds, they’ve never made me read sherlock mpreg miscarriage on the Harry Potter train AU Masterposts. They only wanna kick their balls and take booty pics. I’m sorry i took u for granted, jocks

The jocks were only trying to protect us all this time

They pushed nerds into lockers when no one else did

egberts:

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

ivyandsilver:

i hate those posts that are like “we lived in murder house, we escaped the asylum, we fuckin did shit in the coven, etc” like u did nothing sarah paulson did it all

snarkytoon:

telnaga:

living has always been a large part of my life. I was born at an incredibly young age, and ever since then, I have been alive

College entrance essays be like…

reading-renditions:

freshpackofdiabetes:

beyoncescock:

ladies, how old were you when you learned that you can peel nail filers to reveal a new one?

I was today years old

YOU CAN WHAT

agronsbutt:

morbutts:

canklequeen:

99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

i am the 1%

dumbass you mean 0.1%